An Asshole.

I'm an Asshole.

I got a shit face.

I don't give a fuck but they fuck me.

Few freaks fiends faeces fetishism.

Shitty tales, I turn my back on them and urinate till they get pissed.

Haters wish they never be on my shit-list.

I don't give two shit even if you flush twice.

I'll shit on you so bad that you'll get pissed.

Let's leave this shitty tale behind before someone gets pissed and start shitting around and piss everyone else off.

Signing off,

Crap.